Wanna see an amazing website, here it is: Trust me this is not a link to anything bad.
Hey Doods got some time for your local newspaper reader?
If your day has been going bad, give me a hug and it will get worse... I see you you magnicifent granny
Fun Fact: Dolphins get killed when submarines go near them, you see, dolphins use sonar, and submarines do as well. The submarine uses sonar at such a high extent that the dolphins brain just explodes then and there! :
RANDOM DEATHMETAL!!! beans!
YO YO, Hey it's me MICAH and I am here tell ya'll bout myself
I dislike the idea of the U.S government
I think rappers are tying drain our souls from our meaty bodies
just play looud classical music such as this To get rid of rappers.
there is an invisible button under this, press it for website audio toggle
Wanna message the thumb man through his sticky email?Due to recent incidents unrelated to me there is no longer email
AKA THE NEWS!!!!
News is under the moving text
MY COLON IS SWOLLEN
8/1/2020: Thats how it is on this bitch of an earth
5/15/2020: ANy requests? Yeah lose the shorts
3/30/2020: me and a homeless man made sweet sweet love, I have tested positive for genital coronavirus
2/27/2020: DO NOT kick a bull in the balls, mistakes have been made and learned from
2/5/2020: The government found the kids in my basement
9/5/2019: Turns out that thing in the urinal isnt a cookie
9/1/2019: here the adventures begin...
Cringe of the week,:
every second you took to look at that you cant get back