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Wanna see an amazing website, here it is: Trust me this is not a link to anything bad.

Hey Doods got some time for your local newspaper reader?

If your day has been going bad, give me a hug and it will get worse... I see you you magnicifent granny

*dying noises*

Fun Fact: Dolphins get killed when submarines go near them, you see, dolphins use sonar, and submarines do as well. The submarine uses sonar at such a high extent that the dolphins brain just explodes then and there! :


Are you aso internally bleeding?

YO YO, Hey it's me MICAH and I am here tell ya'll bout myself

I dislike the idea of the U.S government

What we do

I think rappers are tying drain our souls from our meaty bodies

just play looud classical music such as this To get rid of rappers.

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Wanna message the thumb man through his sticky email?

Due to recent incidents unrelated to me there is no longer email

Pelvis Presley's cool corner


News is under the moving text



5/15/2020: ANy requests? Yeah lose the shorts

3/30/2020: me and a homeless man made sweet sweet love, I have tested positive for genital coronavirus

2/27/2020: DO NOT kick a bull in the balls, mistakes have been made and learned from

2/5/2020: The government found the kids in my basement

9/5/2019: Turns out that thing in the urinal isnt a cookie

9/1/2019: here the adventures begin...

Severed fingers are way tastier than ou may think

Image of the week:

every second you took to look at that you cant get back

I heard bath salts are healthy for you

Meet the poop dealer Dogmeat2003!

Skeletor is going to make you squeal and moan!

Seriously though, you should contact me
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